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| Guess who's done with high school? Today was my last day. I'm not sure if I should even count it though, because I just showed up at around 11, turned in some books, and went home. Then again, I haven't had a full day of school for the past 2 weeks. Graduation is on Tuesday.
I'm going to miss it a little, but not really. I was thinking about it and reminiscing about all of the things I hate about high school, but rationally I'm glad. I just feel weird because it doesn't feel like it's over. I still feel like I have some assignment looming over me. This year went by really slowly, but it's ending really abruptly. Eh, whatevs.
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| Warning: Ethically sketchy contents lie within, however pure awesomeness and win reside as well.
The
story: On our trip to Hawaii, we met this one kid from New Hampshire,
Sean, who was apparently writing a story. We hadn't given much though
to the novella until one night (a.k.a best.night.ever.), we found Sean
dozing away in the lobby. Ryan decides to steal the notebook. To our
horror and amazement we found a story about two lovers, Cole and
Carmen. Cole/Sean is "a conglomeration of ethnic backgrounds, yet he
was so pale and Caucasian." His eyes were teal blue. Carmen, his Asian
lover, wore a "spaghetti strap top" and had to constantly pull it up to
"further cover her firm breasts." The passionate lovers are vacationing
in Hawaii and have recently retrieved their "pink suitcase with a
diagnol(sic) stripe going from one corner to another." They have just
gotten inside a cab and Cole is feeling defensive of his woman, who was
recently gawked at by the driver.
The writing? Terrible. The mundane
details? Plentiful. The "subtle" sexual context? Painfully obvious. The
possibility for great hilarity? Limitless.
And so, being the kind
souls that we are, decided to help Sean with his story...just a little.
The following video is Greg, head writer, reading our one page addition
to the tale of Blue Eyes and Firm Breasts. Without much further ado,
Welcome to Masterpiece Theater:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8r0xNRdFGSA
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| Like, REALLY awesome. Oh yeah, and somebody in Hawaii came here two days ago. If you happen to come here again, say something. Yeah, uhh, sorry about stuff lately sucking. The stuff towards the middle is the best, in my opinion.
So, I have TONS of stories to tell about Hawaii, but I don't want to waste them by telling them online since I rely heavily on visual humor. So...
GHANA!!! *does the Ghana dance*
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| So, I've been watching my footprints thing and I noticed that someone from Washington D.C. visits my site every now and then, but not regularly enough to be just a tracker like how Google and Yahoo does. This leads me to believe that George Bush himself must just love my blog.
Dear Mr. President,
Thank you for reading my blog; I'm glad you enjoy it. I'm sorry I haven't updated much lately, but I've been busy with schoolwork. Okay, that's not entirely true. I suppose I've been more busy having a social life. Usually I just relate an amusing story from that day or week, but lately I've had too many to write anything. If you'd like to keep up with my life, just make your homeys in the CIA watch me a little more closely and tell you what happens every day. Oh yeah, hire a jester too. I figure if I were any sort of ruler, I would want one. Well, I guess I'll let you get back to leading the free world. Good luck with that!
-Ryan
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| My Bishop: "How do you take advantage of the blessings the Lord has given you?"
Me: "Chloroform."
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